January 2012
the world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work
US government: sit down I have to stop people from sharing things online
US government: also pizza is a vegetable
American New Year: new year, new me, new beginnings. I'm going to be a new bitch this year for the better. Yes.
Chinese New Year: MONEY MONEY MONEY. $$$$ hell yeah, I make it rain! LOL
&I don’t cry anymore because of you. You filled the gap that was left by someone else.
But what now?
Happy New Year...
Did you know that while you’re out partying, drinking, smoking… and living your life, your babygirl is falling for someone else…
Anonymous asked: do u drink Four Loko