the world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work
US government: sit down I have to stop people from sharing things online
US government: also pizza is a vegetable
- 1 week ago
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American New Year: new year, new me, new beginnings. I'm going to be a new bitch this year for the better. Yes.
Chinese New Year: MONEY MONEY MONEY. $$$$ hell yeah, I make it rain! LOL
- 1 week ago
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